polyshipprompts:

Imagine your polyship getting into drunken bar fights.

Who always starts the fight with someone way bigger than them?

Who looks like they could kill someone but couldn’t harm a fly?

Who actually kicks the other persons ass?

Who tries to settle it peacefully?

Who is extremely non confrontational until someone is mean to one of their SO’s?

Who just kind of tuts at all the nonsense but cleans up everyone’s wounds afterwards?